I love when non-children's book people mess around with famous picture books.  At least I love it when they end up so hilarious.  Thank you, Mallory Ortberg, for this sentence: "You have given him not a cookie but your own self-esteem."  And you're welcome, everyone else.

http://the-toast.net/2015/08/11/ayn-rand-gives-a-mouse-nothing/